This is the true-to-life Sheriff's Log from the Brown County Democrat, Nashville, Indiana. Thanks, Michael Redman, for the heads-up!
July 19, 10:40 a.m.: 911 caller on Sweetwater Trail requests an officer in reference to flashbacks.
July 19, 10:19 a.m.: 911 caller on Wells Drive advises her neighbor is in her car in the back seat wanting a ride for vodka and cigs.
July 17, 6:43 p.m.: Caller on Center Lake Drive advises she has a dead deer in her driveway. She is requesting an officer to help her with it. 6:59 p.m. Officer advises the deer is handled.
July 15, 8:09 p.m.: Caller on Center Lake Road reports two foxes running wild and being aggressive.
July 14, 4:08 p.m.: Caller reports a teal Pontiac speeding westbound on State Road 46 East. Vehicle is passing on double yellow with oncoming traffic. 4:25 p.m. Officer advises it is a military man trying to get to Bedford regarding one of his men involved in a traffic fatality. Officer advised him to slow down and make it there safe.
July 13, 7:08 p.m.: Caller on Three Notch Road advises an officer broke his front door last night and he wants it fixed right now. Caller wanted dispatch to send the maintenance man there to fix it. Dispatch advised caller to talk to the sheriff in the morning.
July 13, 3:11 p.m.: 911 caller on Center Lake Road advises her 18-year-old son is turning green and passing out.
July 13, 10:27 a.m.: Officer advises he is stopping a vehicle on Helmsburg Road. 10:32 a.m. Officer advises he is out of his vehicle regarding a field sobriety test. 10:36 a.m. Officer requests Poison Control called for a hot pink pill with no name. Poison Control advises it's a 25 mg Benadryl.
July 13, 6:31 a.m.: 911 caller on Albert Johnson Road advises when she woke up someone was looking in her window. She went outside and screamed to get off her property and then shot a gun into the air.
July 12, 8:17 a.m.: 911 caller on Three Notch Road advises that his mother hit him in the face with a stick, then said to others that she didn't hit him, but she did hit him and kicked him out.
July 11, 2:08 p.m.: Caller advises that a blue ninja-style motorcycle driver has a blue headband and is speeding westbound from town on State Road 46 West.
July 11, 12:06 a.m.: 911 caller advises there is a four-door Chevy Blazer rolling down the big hill on Nineveh Road just outside Cordry.
July 10, 12:40 p.m. : Officer is out of his vehicle on Owl Drive regarding a noise complaint. 12:53 p.m. Officer advises they refuse to turn it down unless the neighbor does. 1:15 p.m. 911 caller on Owl Drive is complaining about noise from across the cove.
July 9, 4:46 p.m.: 911 caller reports the driver of a dark gray Toyota 4x4 extended cab threw out a can that hit a bicyclist in the head on Clay Lick Road past the camp where they keep the horses. A passenger of the Toyota also threw out a beer can that missed the bicyclist.
July 9, 11:09 a.m.: Caller on Sunset Drive, her son's residence, requests to speak to an officer regarding a snake in the house.
July 8, 7:45 p.m.: Caller wants an officer to call his 17-year-old daughter and tell her to come home. Officer advises we can't do that.
July 7, 10:17 p.m.: 911 call is a misdial. Owner was trying out a new cell phone. It works.
July 6, 5:33 p.m.: Caller reports an animal with a broken leg under the bridge on Old State Road 46 at Clay Lick Road. He doesn't want it to be shot, though. Dispatch gave him phone number for South Region. 7:19 p.m. Same caller reports an injured animal that needs shot on Old State Road 46 by Clay Lick.
July 6, 4:52 p.m.: Caller on Lick Creek Road reports a blue van selling vacuums, two scruffy looking guys. They didn't seem like salesmen.
July 6, 2:14 p.m. : Caller on Bean Blossom Road reports two cars stolen. They had to be towed because they don't run. 2:33 p.m. Caller advises to disregard; the cars are still there and the neighbor was mistaken.
July 5, 9:01 p.m.: Caller on Ritter Road reports a dark green minivan with a man and a woman trying to give away free Windex. Caller is afraid they are scoping houses out.
July 4, 5:25 p.m.: Officer advises subjects put a smoke bomb into the tree to get rid of ants and now the tree has caught on fire.
July 4, 9:10 a.m.: 911 caller reports as he was driving his vehicle eastbound on State Road 46 West, approximately a half-mile from town, a dirt ball hit him in the head via his open driver's side window. No injury, no damage to vehicle; caller just wants it logged.
July 4, 12:44 a.m.: Officer is out with one male subject at the courthouse. 12:46 a.m. Officer advises the subject is sitting on the courthouse lawn guarding his car.
July 3, 9:34 a.m.: 911 caller is a 72-year-old male who advises he is confused and needs help. Sweetwater Drive. 9:56 a.m. Officer advised that he fixed the subject on Sweetwater drive a bowl of cereal and the subject is fine now.
July 2, 11:17 a.m.: Truck 14 is arriving at the state park regarding a 36-year-old male fallen off tricycle.
July 2, 6:31 a.m.: 911 caller on Lanam Ridge wants a female removed from his front porch. He is afraid to tell her to go away. Never mind; he thinks she is leaving.
June 30, 5:36 a.m.: 911 caller reports part of a desk sitting on the center line of State Road 46 West just west of Belmont.
June 30, 2:22 a.m.: 911 caller on Buffalo Drive decided he didn't need 911 and would not say what was going on and hung up on dispatcher. No answer upon call back. 2:26 am. Officer is on his way to Buffalo Drive. 2:29 a.m. Dispatch finally reached 911 caller and he advised one of his children called 911 because they do that sometimes. Officer is still on his way. 2:32 a.m. Officer is arriving at the scene; occupants won't answer the door. 2:48 a.m. Officer advises it appears that three friends had a disagreement and one was sporting a fresh black eye. They all assured the officer that everything was fine.
June 29, 3:15 p.m.: Caller on Upper Salt Creek Road advises she needs a theft report for an 8x10 barn stolen from Beechtree Road two and a half weeks ago.
June 26, 4:38 p.m.: 911 caller on Eagle Drive reports four boats; one has a female involved in sexual activity. 4:54 p.m. Officer will be across cove to observe.
June 26, 10:36 a.m.: 911 caller reports a goose loose in the middle of State Road 46 East one block east of winery.
June 24, 12:30 p.m.: 911 caller on West Main Street advises there are purses on the rooftop of the church behind his residence.
June 23, 1:16 a.m.: Officer will be out of car at shelter house behind fire station; advises they were just getting Cokes.
June 22, 11:49 a.m.: Caller on Old State Road 46 reports her daughter invites kids over that she doesn't want in her house. Dispatch advised her they are not breaking the law and we can't make them leave.
June 19, 5:27 p.m.: 911 caller advises an elderly gentleman is caught in the flood water. Subject is in an S10 truck with water up to the windows, refusing to leave his vehicle. Subject is dry, but has been there approximately one hour.
June 18, 9:11 a.m.: 911 caller reports she stopped at a yard sale and a car hit hers and then left. It's a small black car with an elderly lady with a hat on heading down Salt Creek Road.
June 16, 3:43 p.m.: Caller reports a golf cart vs. electric car at music festival.
June 15, 7:01 p.m.: 911 caller on Oak Ridge Road advises a woman is stoned in her yard and she wants her removed. 7:25 p.m. 911 caller on Oak Ridge Road advises the woman is on her front porch. Caller advises to disregard her call. A funnel cloud went over the house and they put the woman in the basement.
June 14, 8:20 p.m.: 911 caller advises he will be in the bathtub if a tornado strikes.
June 13, 4:37 p.m.: 911 caller reports a car on blocks partially in the road, 1800 block of Hornettown Road.
June 13, 12:45 a.m.: Abandoned 911 call. On call back, female subject advises her uncle is lost. Lost signal again. On call back, she found her uncle; he was hiding.
June 12, 8:20 p.m.: Woman on West Lost Branch Road calls regarding gun shots on neighboring land (possible terrorist). Dispatch advised caller that unless they are on her property or shooting at her that it is not illegal.
June 11, 7:55 a.m.: Caller from hospital requests welfare check on a nurse that did not show up for work today. 8:10 a.m. Officer advises the woman overslept.
June 10, 9:43 p.m.: 911 caller on North Drive Greenbrier Lake advises that the residence down the street on West Shore Drive is being gassed and gas is escaping from the tent and she is concerned and wants someone to check it out.
June 10, 5:33 p.m.: Female caller reports someone has dumped an entire truck load of trash on Carmel Ridge Road near the iron gates; requests an officer to check it out.
June 9, 8:18 p.m.: Church advises of a child with a fishing hook in his knee.
June 9, 1 p.m.: 911 caller on Oak Ridge Road advises she needs someone to call her ex and retrieve her cell phone for her. 1:19 p.m. Dispatch made eight attempts to call back the woman on Oak Ridge Road with no answer.
How could I live anywhere else?
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
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I didn't realize you lived on North Drive Greenbrier Lake!!!
ReplyDeleteI liked July 3 and June 26 best. Sometimes all you need is a bowl of cereal.
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